we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

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vvebkinz:

i always say i wanna get abducted by aliens but the second i hear some freaky shit outside my window i get the fuck outta my room im so fake

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

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wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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430,600 notes

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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